Very interesting mix of stuff going on here. You've got vocals that sound like they've been done by Harry101UK, lyrics that sound like the song is about pirates, and a tune that combines F-777 with MDK. As I said, very interesting. I don't really know what else to say.
How about a DICC joke? Or would that be inappropriate? I can think of a few, based on the title of this song.
Kappa.