Total Medals Earned: 41 (From 11 different games.) Total Medal Score: 865 Points
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/155 points)
Be aware: noise attracts the beast!
Your journey ends here! Or not, try again!
A blind man driving?
Ouch, that must hurt extra bad.
Pay no mind, this is just a normal a bush.
You gotta a good aim for a blind man.
You know how to keep your mouth shut. Good.
Who needs to see when you got ninja senses.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/25 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Made the final decision
Medals Earned: 5/8 (115/140 points)
Push all the buttons
Call a random number
Finish the game
Listen to all hotline options
Really listen to ALL the options
call 911 or 112
Insert wrong floppy disc 5 times
Listen to all tracks on tape
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 4/15 (45/370 points)
Kill the plumber 10 times
Get stomped on level 1.
Beat level 12 under 5 seconds
Beat level 24
Check out Dojo.com
Like Kill the Plumber's page
Touch and kill the plumber on level 4
Kill the plumber 100 times.
Beat level 36
Beat level 10 without jumping
Kill the plumber before timer runs out on level 23
Beat all Lost Levels
Get at least 108 stars
Get all 144 stars
Medals Earned: 3/3 (60/60 points)
Call the secret phone number
Complete the game
Win the PC game
Medals Earned: 2/3 (35/85 points)
discover the spinning tiles
discover the exploding tiles
complete all of the levels
Medals Earned: 1/50 (5/525 points)
Challenge: Run for 30 seconds
Challenge: Jump out of quicksand
Challenge: Survive 30 seconds in a single run
Challenge: Die by hitting spikes
Challenge: Die by hitting a saw
Challenge: Fall into a pit
Challenge: Get pushed off screen
Challenge: Get killed by a fan
Challenge: Die in quicksand
Challenge: Jump 10 times in a single run
Challenge: Collect 50 pixels
Challenge: Collect 20 pixels in a single run
Challenge: Float over fans for 5 seconds
Challenge: Run 15 seconds without collecting any pixels
Challenge: Run 30 seconds without collecting any pixels
Challenge: Swing 3 times without collecting any pixels
Challenge: Swing 5 times without collecting any pixels
Challenge: Jump out of quicksand 5 times
Challenge: Jump out of quicksand 10 times
Challenge: Survive 60 seconds in a single run
Challenge: Survive 2 minutes in a single run
Challenge: Float over fans for 5 seconds in a single run
Challenge: Float over fans for 10 seconds in a single run
Challenge: Swing 5 times in a single run
Challenge: Swing 15 times in a single run
Challenge: Swing 30 times in a single run
Challenge: Jump 200 times in a single run
Challenge: Jump 50 times in a single run
Challenge: Collect 100 pixels
Challenge: Collect 250 pixels
Challenge: Collect 500 pixels
Challenge: Collect 50 pixels in a single run
Challenge: Collect 100 pixels in a single run
Challenge: Swing 10 times
Challenge: Swing 20 times
Challenge: Swing 50 times
Challenge: Run for 60 seconds
Challenge: Run for 5 minutes
Challenge: Run for 15 minutes
Challenge: Jump out of quicksand 3 times in a single run
Challenge: Jump out of quicksand 5 times in a single run
Challenge: Float over fans for 15 seconds
Challenge: Float over fans for 30 seconds
Challenge: Float over fans for 60 seconds
Challenge: Jump out of quicksand 15 times
Challenge: Float over fans for 15 seconds in a single run
Challenge: Jump 500 times
Challenge: Collect 1000 pixels
Challenge: Swing 100 times
Challenge: Run for 30 minutes
Medals Earned: 8/12 (210/250 points)
Complete the tutorial
Learn a thing or two about stereotypes
Collect $1.01
Beat the game
Try to go back into your mom's room right away
Ask for a hint about the omelette
Fast-travel from one end of the map to the other
Medals Earned: 9/11 (290/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
I hope you chose the money.